This weekend I’m getting …

a pet pig. I want a potbelly pig, but Lance wants a big ol’ regular pig.
My friend said I’m dumb for getting a pig. So I have one less friend.
I want to name my pig breakfast or link or scrapple.Victoria said I should name it Rhonda. That’s hysterical! Frankie, the less original of the crew, suggested Babe.  My pig is going to live with the ducks, Artemis and Gomez.